Donít crash the ambulance

donít often open up
this floor
since i handed in my gun
what all these
keys are for
now my tour of dutyís done
you got to know
the switches
now you got your turn
watch and learn, junior
watch and learn
now you will get
your trouble spots
hereís one from
down voodoo way
bragged he had me
by the you-know-whats
very funny, you donít say
the big enchilada
stealing elections
had to go down there
trash collection
got his cojones
on my desk in there
made into a souvenir
set of cufflinks, nice pair
the rest of himís
someplace up here
sometimes you got to
put a shoulder to the door
not so fast, junior
listen to your pa
here, son
iím handing over to you
donít crash the ambulance
whatever you do
what we have hereís
a dung hole place
thought it was fly shit
on the map
fat bastard, ugly face
and the personal crap
you canít move the barriers
you canít mess
with oil and gas
had to go down there


stick a couple
aircraft carriers
in his ass
fancy dress
medals chest
itís all in here
for all the gigs
gas mask
bullet-proof vest
all the usual rigs
thereíll be things they missed
they didnít mention
youíve even
got a whistle in there
for attracting attention
well, i think youíre gonna
be okay, son
youíve had the tour, i guess
these two buttons
by the way
this one i hope
you never press
some holy fool, just watch
whoís not like you or me
that oneís the whole
shooting match
right there
itís the whole shitaree
we donít forget
who put us here, jack
thatís page one
we talk soft
but carry a big stick
and pack the biggest gun
we donít like accidents
major or minor
you donít want yourself
an incident
donít ever invade china
here, son
iím handing over to you
donít crash the ambulance
here, son
iím handing over to you
donít crash the ambulance
whatever you do